Welcome to the intergalactic melting pot of Astrolingua, where ET meets ESL and the Milky Way's got nothing on the classroom chaos! Strap in (and strap one on if you're into that sort of thing) for a raucous ride through the wackiest university in the cosmos, where 'common' is a language no one speaks.

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Meet Lex, our human hero, who's one intergalactic step away from a mental breakdown as he takes on teaching English to a bunch of aliens who think Shakespeare is a type of space fungus. Navigate nebulae of naughty humor, from Blargon body function gags to Jezebel jests that would make a space squid blush.

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However, amidst the chaos, cosmic curiosities, and countless no-no words, there's heart. Because under the alien antics, it's about understanding and bridging gaps wider than any wormhole.